About 7 weeks ago I confessed that my body had ballooned into a hefty 175 pound bag o’ flab. The scales tell me I’ve lost 11 pounds since then. People laugh when I tell them I’ve yet to eat a full meal with Elise and the kids around. They are always stealin’ mah donuts or carving chunks off mah fried chicken. Somebody email me a Hot Pocket before I waste away to nothing.