Chris Sheppard » Add new tag http://chris.sheppardfamily.name ...it's still not com. Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:57:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 I Shouldn’t Blog When I’m High on Hog… http://chris.sheppardfamily.name/archives/501 http://chris.sheppardfamily.name/archives/501#comments Sun, 03 May 2009 14:01:38 +0000 Mr. Chris http://chris.sheppardfamily.name/?p=501 The Sheppard house has kept a keen eye on this swine flu since the early in the epidemic. We’ve warned the kids about the tell-tale symptoms:

  • hair loss
  • enlarged lower canines
  • fusing of the metacarpals
  • swelling of nasal cartilage
  • tightened mangled vocal chords
  • pronounced “bacony” flavor

Check out this news report:

If I’ve learned anything from playing video games it is this: shortly after the earth is ravaged by H1N1 we will be hit by the outbreak of yet another virus that will reanimate dead tissue and pave the way for the invasion of the zombie pig people. I’m working on a list of witty one-liners to use as I slaughter the hog-like harbingers of doom. So far all I got is “Ebedy-ebedy-that’s all folk!”.

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